I am not jealous.
I am confused.
I am turned off by what has always done the opposite.
It’s as if Andre and Big Boi were right.
I’ve leaned closer,
I am nauseous.
"no homo" says the boy cuddling next to you. You figure he means he isn’t homosexual. It never grazed your mind he may be stating he isn’t a homosapien. That was a very big mistake on your part.
You have been devoured. Who knew giant lizard monsters could be such good cuddlers?