Amber.hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today
(Source: cantankerouscrab)
I wish I could hire someone to come turn my light off, after I fall asleep
I just know, I’ma go to bed with a book & not have the energy to do it myself
*NOW LOOKING FOR SUCH PERSON, PLEASE NO CREEPS*
When he asks if you’re in the mood, look him straight in the eye for a moment and then say “Bitch, I might be.”